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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>herp derp.</description><title>Better with bacon</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @justcallmebeelzebub)</generator><link>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Vajiggle jaggle.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/NzIsz3fU9xQ?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Vajiggle jaggle.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/33404636028</link><guid>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/33404636028</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 22:09:46 -0400</pubDate><category>christopher walken</category><category>7 psychopaths</category><category>honey boo boo</category><category>here comes honey boo boo</category><category>sam rockwell</category><category>colin farrell</category></item><item><title>two of my favorite things.

collegehumor:

If Sherlock was on...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6822676" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;two of my favorite things.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/31341226843/if-sherlock-was-on-blues-clues-a-clue-of"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6822676/sherlock-blues-clues"&gt;If Sherlock was on Blues Clues&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;“A clue? Of course there’s a clue, there’s always a bloody clue. Shut them up.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;He just figured out Blue’s Clues, because he’s infinitely smarter than us.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/31362151381</link><guid>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/31362151381</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:06:01 -0400</pubDate><category>sherlock</category><category>blues clues</category></item><item><title>Those teachers are clever.
Low blow.
collegehumor:

Chicago...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7c2b851p1qasthro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Those teachers are clever.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Low blow.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/31359668243/chicago-teachers-on-strike-make-shocking-claim-he"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6823068/chicago-teachers-on-strike-make-shocking-claim"&gt;Chicago Teachers On Strike Make Shocking Claim&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He also bought the last Avril Lavigne album.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/31362055808</link><guid>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/31362055808</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:04:40 -0400</pubDate><category>rahm emanuel</category><category>nickelback</category></item><item><title>thefrogman:

Life after Dunder Mifflin. 
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lau4ncmQ1qzrlhgo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefrogman.me/post/26430321741/life-after-dunder-mifflin"&gt;thefrogman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Life after Dunder Mifflin. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/26442761372</link><guid>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/26442761372</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2012 17:02:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>So. Much. Awesome.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://rmgimenez.comoj.com/famous-generals/#.T_HcI3A-ZfY"&gt;So. Much. Awesome.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/26356186895</link><guid>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/26356186895</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2012 13:37:31 -0400</pubDate><category>Shatner</category><category>Rickman</category><category>Wood</category><category>Stewart</category><category>Downey Jr.</category><category>military</category><category>generals</category><category>awesome</category></item><item><title>elle-tartwithaheart:

FUCK YOU FOR CUTTING THIS SCENE
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pqjctnKA1qcgj61o2_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pqjctnKA1qcgj61o3_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pqjctnKA1qcgj61o4_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pqjctnKA1qcgj61o5_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pqjctnKA1qcgj61o6_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pqjctnKA1qcgj61o7_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elle-tartwithaheart.tumblr.com/post/25349748873"&gt;elle-tartwithaheart&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FUCK YOU FOR CUTTING THIS SCENE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/25439606947</link><guid>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/25439606947</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2012 12:33:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tyleroakley:

I’m obsessed with this interaction.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5nb99FDjx1qazx4ao1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5nb99FDjx1qazx4ao2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5nb99FDjx1qazx4ao3_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5nb99FDjx1qazx4ao4_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5nb99FDjx1qazx4ao5_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5nb99FDjx1qazx4ao6_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5nb99FDjx1qazx4ao7_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5nb99FDjx1qazx4ao8_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/25379030492/im-obsessed-with-this-interaction"&gt;tyleroakley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m obsessed with this interaction.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/25401988214</link><guid>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/25401988214</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2012 21:06:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>team of flat tops</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5uazkbiBj1r7z8xlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;team of flat tops&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/25401863922</link><guid>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/25401863922</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2012 21:04:32 -0400</pubDate><category>nerlens noel</category><category>flat top</category><category>kentucky basketball</category><category>ncaa</category><category>division 1</category><category>ksr</category></item><item><title>Reblog if your URL doesn't have the word 'mermaid', 'hipster', 'cunt, 'unicorn', 'nigger', 'faggot', 'slut' or 'whore' in it.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/25101613441/reblog-if-your-url-doesnt-have-the-word-mermaid"&gt;tyleroakley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mermaidhipstercuntunicornniggerfaggotslutwhore.tumblr.com"&gt;mermaidhipstercuntunicornniggerfaggotslutwhore&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://s-u-m-m-e-r-is-beauty.tumblr.com/post/21827335664/reblog-if-your-url-doesnt-have-the-word-mermaid"&gt;s-u-m-m-e-r-is-beauty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="299" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luziz5aruF1qfiszl.gif" width="200"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Excuse you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5md6g4xGX1qze8f7.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/25111815244</link><guid>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/25111815244</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2012 16:56:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tyleroakley:

The writing for 30 Rock will always be better than...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqqlnwCSvV1r2pbmto1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqqlnwCSvV1r2pbmto2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqqlnwCSvV1r2pbmto3_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqqlnwCSvV1r2pbmto4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/24212243519/the-writing-for-30-rock-will-always-be-better-than"&gt;tyleroakley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The writing for 30 Rock will always be better than your favorite show.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/24267823207</link><guid>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/24267823207</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2012 12:34:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Call me Maeby.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://iwastesomuchtime.com/on/?i=33020"&gt;Call me Maeby.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/24018574792</link><guid>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/24018574792</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 17:38:47 -0400</pubDate><category>george michael</category><category>maeby</category><category>call me</category><category>arrested development</category></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Old-fashioned Skeleton Riding Bicycle
Dude, I’ve...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42pecadqQ1qasthro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/23436203962/old-fashioned-skeleton-riding-bicycle-dude-ive"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/J6AId8"&gt;Old-fashioned Skeleton Riding Bicycle&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Dude, I’ve got this hilarious idea for a photo. Bring your bike and a shovel and meet me in the graveyard.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/23441227404</link><guid>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/23441227404</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 18:07:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Bye K.Wiig</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I shall miss you and your baby hands.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And all the other characters you did.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/23433527399</link><guid>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/23433527399</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 16:04:31 -0400</pubDate><category>snl</category><category>kristen wiig</category></item><item><title>welcometothisblogbitch:

I teared up. So what? Fuck...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4b23h5GAj1qz8vumo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://welcometothisblogbitch.tumblr.com/post/23397578670/i-teared-up-so-what-fuck-you"&gt;welcometothisblogbitch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I teared up. So what? Fuck you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://popculturebrain.com/post/23397050605/that-was-a-goodbye-if-ever-ive-seen-one-its"&gt;popculturebrain&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/23423033004</link><guid>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/23423033004</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 13:18:19 -0400</pubDate><category>snl</category><category>kristen wiig</category></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Child Leaves Threatening Letter about Computer...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44z9oAMFe1qasthro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/23415142601/child-leaves-threatening-letter-about-computer"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/KzskC8"&gt;Child Leaves Threatening Letter about Computer Password&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve asked a handwriting analyst to look at this letter. He confirmed that this kid is completely insane.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/23422992608</link><guid>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/23422992608</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 13:17:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49d5dKhZT1qk39o7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/23360665008</link><guid>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/23360665008</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 14:00:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4a7akZUtK1r7z8xlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/23360584502</link><guid>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/23360584502</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 13:59:07 -0400</pubDate><category>twilight</category></item><item><title>theclearlydope:

Your Clearly Dope moment of the weekend....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3yzv6dlHx1qz7d0ro1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/22996568311/your-clearly-dope-moment-of-the-weekend" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;theclearlydope&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Your &lt;a href="http://www.theclearlydope.com"&gt;Clearly Dope&lt;/a&gt; moment of the weekend. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iputtheillinchillwave.com/post/22977490376/hamm-humping-beiber"&gt;matt-t&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hamm humping Beiber&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/23024444467</link><guid>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/23024444467</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 01:07:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Detention Slip Given for Telling Girl to Close...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3v9thrwhp1qasthro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/22887783895/detention-slip-given-for-telling-girl-to-close-her"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/JmEGMf"&gt;Detention Slip Given for Telling Girl to Close her Legs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;This teacher is just handing out detention slips to avoid questions about why his classroom smells so bad.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/22935712137</link><guid>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/22935712137</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 20:15:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Vault Week: If Superheroes Were Hipsters
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3nsgiZrO81qasthro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/22914163285/vault-week-if-superheroes-were-hipsters"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;h1 class="title"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Vault Week: &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/J8vqvd%20"&gt;If Superheroes Were Hipsters&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/22935679069</link><guid>http://justcallmebeelzebub.tumblr.com/post/22935679069</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 20:15:23 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
